I think it's time that Tom, Wade, Stamper, JohnnyUtah, EvilDave, and/or myself brought back what made Newgrounds famous in the first place: Assassin, the section that let you watch famous celebs get wasted in various (often violent) ways. It's been a year since the last assassin related game was submitted here, and I think it's time to bring it back.

1. Michael Moore: Why not? If it's ok to trash Bush then why not subject him to the same level of derision. How? I think that Moore should have an abortion performed on him by Neal Boortz involving dynamite.

2. Laura Ingraham: To be fair, there should be a game that subjects her as well. The method is classified, but with the things she says; the way should be rather bloody and Ironic.

3. The Angry Nintendo Nerd: I usually stay clear of his videos, and think he should be dispatched with something appropriate.

4. Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert: If it's ok to trash Dave Chappelle and Carlos Mencia, then I say that these two overrated comedians are fair game.

5. Green Day: I never liked these guys and don't know why they're popular. Then again, they got their just desserts in the Simpsons Movie.