Here's some Flash Ideas that I've had for quite some time, but didn't have the motivation to carry them out.

1. Crotch Men: Tankmen with a twist.
In some time that we don't know, much of Louisiana north of Lake Pontchartrain has been destroyed. What's left are a bunch of guys in bi-pedal walkers with penis-styled artillery. They are the Crotch Men, an even wackier take on JohnnyUtah's creation.

2. Not another Awesome cartoon.
I have nothing against Egoraptor, but I'm doing this out of spite.

3. Z.Man: Fighting Seraph.
This is one series that I have had since 2000, and I would like to make this ambitious series. In the year 2230, a couple of 16-year olds discover an ultra-advanced cyborg known as the Zenithian Man or Z.Man for short. He's a part of a series of these Techno-Organic warriors known as Fighting Seraphs, First created by exterrestrial scientists (called 'Angels') from Veris, a planet similar to ours yet far more technologically advanced.

4. TriGlav: The God Machine Saga.
A race of Mechanical beings that have emigrated from a dying universe to our world team up with three complete strangers. These strangers transform into Perun, Svarog, and Dazhbog; the three most powerful God Machines that have ever existed. Separate, they are a force to be reckoned with; together, they form TriGlav, a mechanical being that is revered and reviled.

5. The War on Oil.
I'm getting tired of the enviromentalists' War on Oil and I'm going to set things straight. Don't worry, the source will be the Cato Institute.

6. Professor O.D.D.'s crazy creation.
What will Professor Oscar Dominic Dimir make? I can't tell you that, but I can tell you this: It won't be the saccharin tripe that airs on TV.

7. Everything's a Conspiracy
I'm sick of this conspiracy crap and would like for it to end. Guaranteed to be obnoxious and politically incorrect.

8. Miss Dynamite versus the Shorts, Skits, and Other Shit Team.
No offence to Sirkowski, but Eva and Blackie need to be taken down a peg.