Honestly, there's hardly any differences between the two (just like John Wayne Gacy, Jr. and that skinny pecker in Florida). They're both obcessive, speak with an obnoxious rhythym and cadence (read: speech pattern), think their funny when they really piss me off, loved by a shitload of people with not much in opinion diversity, prattle about stuff that they don't like (Gangsta Rap for O'Reilly; Any southerner who isn't Al Gore, Jr. or Willy J. Clinton for Colbert), deny that their favorite politicians have done any wrongdoing, etc. Other than Mind of Mencia; There's no reason to watch Comedy Central (Comedy Inc. in Canada) anymore. South Park is formulaic, contrived, boring, and above all, stupid; The Daily Show hasn't been funny since Craig Kilborn left; Drawn Together was dull and boring; Chappelle's Show choked and died (blame studio politics); Freakshow was never funny to begin with; and I'm too goddamned tired to bitch about this shit anymore.