1. Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000)
Even though I liked Scary Movie, this one was pretty damned funny and hard to find on DVD. If you hated Scary Movie, you may like this; then again, you may not.

2. Ark (2004 cgi film)
Screw Wall-E; shit on Shrek the Third; this is one film that is worth people's time here. It's about two friends who find a really badass looking robot and that is all I remember. Plus, this was done by the same people who did Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.

3. Heavy Traffic (1973)
Here's one Ralph Bakshi movie that mixes animation with live footage. This is about an animator living life, trying to tolerate his parents as much as he can, etc.

4. Goku: Midnight Eye (1994-1996 Masamune Shirow anime)
I didn't like Ghost in the Shell, but this I actually enjoy. Plus, I'd recommend this over GitS any day.

5. Twisted City (1992 anime)
Another one of my favorite anime that got cast aside for Cowboy Bebop and Princess Mononoke. Not recommended for those who are rather touchy or hate anime (this involves tentacle rape).

6. Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Killer Mutant Snowman (2002)
Chances are that you never heard of this, but in that case; read the I-Mockery article on this b-grade fun-fest.

7. Love & Sin (1987)
Here's a wacky comedy flick that takes place during the Salem Witch trials involving a young couple, a clueless pastor, a bitchy old woman, a mayor who married his own cousin, and a corset-clad witch (played by Barbara Radecki). It may have sex-related sight gags, but this is one of the better indie films I've seen.

1. Cowboy Bebop: The more I hear about how great it is, the more it pisses me off. Keep in mind that it isn't that original. (Seeing that Faye and Edward (who is a girl I might add) are based on Kei and Yuri; and it also has various other aspects from Dirty Pair.) The only reason this became popular that I can think of is the dubbing.

2. Obesity hype: I'm a skinny person myself, but I have friends who are fat. The truth is that Obesity has more to do with genetics than nutrition or physical activity. It bewilders me that smart people can be tricked/lulled into believing Really stupid things.

3. Obama supporters: I've already commented on them, but this deserves another mention. Just why is it that these people get offended when somebody criticizes his domestic and foreign policies? The vast majority of Obama critics aren't even racist, yet they get lumped with Nazis just for speaking their mind. Look, I disagree with Obama's policies, but I also disagree with right-wing radio hosts as well. Obama and every other president are not objects of worship and it's time people realized that.

4. Sports simulators (example: EA's Madden NFL series): I usually steer clear of these because it's just the same game with various upgrades. Hell, the same could be said of SNK, who takes the same fighting game engine and makes a few tweaks here and there. At least the Mario sports games have actual replay longevity.

5. The Daily Show: Even though I like Jon Stewart as an actor (he was in Big Daddy and Death to Smoochy); as a comedian he's nothing special or interesting. Then again, even with Craig Kilborn, I wasn't impressed with The Daily Show either.

6. The Scary Movie sequels/spinoffs: Even though I liked the first Scary Movie, everything after that was unfunny and poorly-thought out. Not to mention that David Cross was in Scary Movie 2. At least 18 Fingers of Death (which didn't get a theater release) didn't involve Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedman, or the washed-up Zucker brothers.

7. Symbolism/Social criticism in movies: Look, just because a movie has some sort of satire, commentary, or symbolism does not mean that it's instantly better than a film that has none of the aforementioned. Political and Cultural satire has become oversaturated, and as a result, lost its status as the pinnacle of comedy thanks to Comedy Central, Michelle Malkin, Sirkowski (no offence, but I'm just speaking my mind), Foamy's rant, and various other log sites. However, Maddox still does some great stuff even though some of the arguments he makes are not that well articulated.

8. Futurama: I don't really care for this show and didn't have the wit that The Simpsons had. Then again, Family Guy wasn't impressive either.

Alltynex Second:

Credit goes to Ite7 for making this video.

Stuff from Junkfood Science.
Religious fanatics are trying to sabotage vaccination efforts in Pakistan and Afganistan.
Remembering Louis Pasteur, the man behind modern medicine.
Self-Help programs don't do a damn thing.

Latest shit from my ConceptArt.org gallery:
http://www.conceptart.org/forums/showt hread.php?t=128326&page=6

Here's some Flash Ideas that I've had for quite some time, but didn't have the motivation to carry them out.

1. Crotch Men: Tankmen with a twist.
In some time that we don't know, much of Louisiana north of Lake Pontchartrain has been destroyed. What's left are a bunch of guys in bi-pedal walkers with penis-styled artillery. They are the Crotch Men, an even wackier take on JohnnyUtah's creation.

2. Not another Awesome cartoon.
I have nothing against Egoraptor, but I'm doing this out of spite.

3. Z.Man: Fighting Seraph.
This is one series that I have had since 2000, and I would like to make this ambitious series. In the year 2230, a couple of 16-year olds discover an ultra-advanced cyborg known as the Zenithian Man or Z.Man for short. He's a part of a series of these Techno-Organic warriors known as Fighting Seraphs, First created by exterrestrial scientists (called 'Angels') from Veris, a planet similar to ours yet far more technologically advanced.

4. TriGlav: The God Machine Saga.
A race of Mechanical beings that have emigrated from a dying universe to our world team up with three complete strangers. These strangers transform into Perun, Svarog, and Dazhbog; the three most powerful God Machines that have ever existed. Separate, they are a force to be reckoned with; together, they form TriGlav, a mechanical being that is revered and reviled.

5. The War on Oil.
I'm getting tired of the enviromentalists' War on Oil and I'm going to set things straight. Don't worry, the source will be the Cato Institute.

6. Professor O.D.D.'s crazy creation.
What will Professor Oscar Dominic Dimir make? I can't tell you that, but I can tell you this: It won't be the saccharin tripe that airs on TV.

7. Everything's a Conspiracy
I'm sick of this conspiracy crap and would like for it to end. Guaranteed to be obnoxious and politically incorrect.

8. Miss Dynamite versus the Shorts, Skits, and Other Shit Team.
No offence to Sirkowski, but Eva and Blackie need to be taken down a peg.

http://www.lp.org/news/press-releases/
libertarians-accuse-obama-of-hawkish-f oreign-policy

Here it is, and just in time for Xmas and Hanukkah.

1. Twelve-year-old jokes: If you think that poking fun at middle-schoolers is funny, then it's pretty obvious that you are uncreative. These kinds of jokes are for the douche bags with creativity as bad as most webcomics.

2. Bush Bashing: I don't like Bush myself as well as his domestic and foreign policies. However, the vast majority of cartoons that trash Bush on this site are pretty damned moronic regardless of animation quality, although YAAFM 13 was a very rare fluke. And how come it's ok to trash Bush, but not Obama, Canada, Europe, Australia, etc.

3. Joss Whedon's TV shows: Every time he comes up with a new TV show (or movie in some cases), it almost always gets rave reviews regardless of how long it lasts. Here's hoping that Maddox does something about Whedon sometime.

4. Internet Conspiracy Videos: I think that this conspiracy crap is insipid and should fade away like the waste of time that it is. What's even worse that many of the sources cited in these videos happen to specialize in Holocaust Denial.

5. Global Warming Hysteria: Why are people wasting time on something that has been going on since there was water on the Earth while they can be focusing their efforts on a real enviromental problem: Coastal Erosion. Hell, many of these enviromentalists refuse to do something about coastal erosion because they hate people. I say enough is enough, focus on something else that hasn't been going on for billions of years.

6. Studio Ghibli movies: I didn't like Princess Mononoke, Castle in the Sky, Kiki's Delivery Service, or Grave of the Fireflies. Besides, Kaori Yuki is a far better storyteller than Hayao Miyazaki.

7. Mancow and his co-hosts: I used to like this guy when he was on Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, but after listening to this guy's show for weeks on end; I realized that this guy is shrill, obnoxious, and pretty damned dogmatic. His co-hosts are a couple of morons who have no damned clue, and many of his guests would make the legally insane look sane.

8. Alternative Medicine: I think that this form of medicine is just plain bullshit. Here's something about it that would make most people retch and gag:
http://junkfoodscience.blogspot.com/20 08/12/innocent-children-and-most-vulne rable.html

That's all for now.

Here's the latest thing I drew in photoshop. No, I won't post it in the forum (I rarely use the them).

I think it's time that Tom, Wade, Stamper, JohnnyUtah, EvilDave, and/or myself brought back what made Newgrounds famous in the first place: Assassin, the section that let you watch famous celebs get wasted in various (often violent) ways. It's been a year since the last assassin related game was submitted here, and I think it's time to bring it back.

1. Michael Moore: Why not? If it's ok to trash Bush then why not subject him to the same level of derision. How? I think that Moore should have an abortion performed on him by Neal Boortz involving dynamite.

2. Laura Ingraham: To be fair, there should be a game that subjects her as well. The method is classified, but with the things she says; the way should be rather bloody and Ironic.

3. The Angry Nintendo Nerd: I usually stay clear of his videos, and think he should be dispatched with something appropriate.

4. Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert: If it's ok to trash Dave Chappelle and Carlos Mencia, then I say that these two overrated comedians are fair game.

5. Green Day: I never liked these guys and don't know why they're popular. Then again, they got their just desserts in the Simpsons Movie.

It was the second time it snowed here in South Louisiana this decade (the last time was Christmas 2004) and it wasn't anything too serious. Just a couple of closed down highways around Chalmette, the West Bank, New Orleans East, and Tangipahoa. Too bad I didn't take any pictures while it lasted.

Second, Christmas party at Visions Men's Club. I got to go there a few months ago and I fucking loved it. Hell, I got to grab some titty there (the dancers let me). For those in South Louisiana who are over 18, this will take place tomorrow and friday of next week.

This weekend is the art walk at old town Covington. Why is it so special? One, there's an art supply store, a knife shop next door to it, and a general store that looked like it came out of a Spaghetti Western across the street that the art supply store is on. Two, something for me to do other than work. Three, the artists there are very talented, including radio host Garland Robinette.

Martin Durkin on Foreign Aid
The man behind The Great Global Warming Swindle has something to say about government aid, and it's bound to shock and enlighten.

Sandy Szwarc: Water is not healthy for Babies
So much for that Eight Glasses a Day bullshit.

Holocaust Denial within 9-11-01 conspiracy movement
I Love it when someone digs up shit about these assholes.

That's all for now, I'm going to draw some more stuff.